RIP Chicago Craigslist Personals.
Craigslist preemptively reacted by taking down its personals on Friday. When you go to the site now, it sends you to a message that says:
- Handsome, swarthy buff guy in steam early a.m. – m4m (XSport)
- Beautiful curly red haired lady searching for pasta (Southport Jewel) (“I was in the pasta aisle at the Jewel on Southport when I turned, saw you, and was immediately struck by how gorgeous you are.”)
- Pilsen college girl? You gave me a golden shower – Older WM – m4w (“I met you at your place while your roommates were out, one Sunday afternoon, a few weeks ago. You gave me a golden shower, and if you are up for it, I would love another.”)
- Cute McDonald’s manager – m4w
- girl at dunkin donuts (“I was at dunkin donuts in Bloomingdale a couple months ago. I was wearing skin tight compression pants because I was going to the gym. You were checking out my bulge.i wanted to talk to you. I’m very fit.”)
- Tresure island in gold coast. – m4w (“We were stuck behind a woman with days worth of produce and coupons that were just not working. You were very cute and had what looked the makings of a tasty salad.”)
