According to the New Yorker‘s humorist Andy Borowitz, Queen Elizabeth II has offered to rule the United States long enough to see us through our current difficulties, and then, perhaps, forever after that.
So I have a counteroffer. The Queen—who is, “by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith”—has a lot on her plate already.
