At around 4 PM yesterday, Reader staff writer Leor Galil informed the rest     of the office that Pitchfork Music Festival was going to announce the first third of the lineup at 10:30 this morning.


 I had expected a whole production, because it’s Pitchfork after all. If     it’s not the music authority, it’s at least the authority figure’s younger     brother, Dustin, who went to Oberlin and has mutual friends with Rex Orange     County. The behind-the-scenes action was definitely cool, and the Camilo     Medina-designed mural was rad, but the whole event had a very     plucky college-play vibe. Someone from the production company taking video     of the painting dropped his iPad, causing part of the screen to shatter.     The live Facebook feed went out at one point. Also, there was a back door     that people kept walking in and out of, occasionally almost hitting the     painter.

Omg omg omg omg omg! https://t.co/0uhlIoDv9O

— Adamantium (@Arocka120) February 27, 2018

~shaking and crying~ https://t.co/1N9NZqWLef

— T’Xica (@xicacha) February 27, 2018

         Let’s face it: It’s Pitchfork’s world, and we’re all just livin’ in it. The     announcement took two hours. It was a game that was fun for maybe 35 music     fans and an intern who was happy she got some Twitter followers from this     (hi, Horatio!), although I presume they expect more concert lineup coverage     in the future. They will be sorely disappointed.