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  • You know campaign season is on when Mayor Rahm’s canvassers are out and about.

I was walking down my block on a lovely Saturday afternoon—talking to the colorful political operative Frank Coconate on my cell phone—when I saw two canvassers for Mayor Rahm going door-to-door.

“Fuck off,” the older guy said.

With all this feuding, I may have to resort to some marijuana gummy bears—just to chill me out.

For that matter, Greg Hinz would raise taxes if he were elected mayor.

In short, Mayor Rahm’s great plan to save us from economic ruin is much like Chuy’s: hold off on the details until he gets through this election so he doesn’t piss off too many voters.

“Maybe.”