Let S Not Beat Around The Bush

As one of the worst-dressed journalists in Chicago—no small feat—I realize I’m the last person who should weigh in on the new Cubs uniforms.

Yes, I love the White Sox. But, no, I do not hate the Cubs or their fans. In fact, some of my best friends are Cubs fans (what up, Cap!).

By the way, on a political tangent—speaking of rants . . .

Thank you, Gregory Pratt of the Tribune, for unveiling it.

Help! I need help.

I await your response, Nike. In the meantime, back to my critique of the Cubs jersey . . .