Late last month, a number of headlines carried news of Adolf Hitler’s genitalia: “Medical Records Reveal Nazi Leader Adolf Hitler Had Deformed Micropenis.”
At this point, you might be saying, “Methinks the lady doth protest too much.” To which I’d reply, “I’m not a lady, I’m a dude, as evidenced by my unremarkably average penis.” My unremarkably average dick that is now irrevocably linked to Hitler—BUT OTHERWISE FINE, YOU GUYS.
